Hey Sharpies,
May I have your attention, please? You've just received another email from the Anonymous General Manager of Political Entertainment, the Rated Republican Superstar. I'd like to congratulate Al-Pepto Diahhrio (otherwise known as Alberto del Rio) for his 2 out of 3 fall win over Racist Rey Mysterio, shutting up the racist La Raza bigot once and for all.
I'm enjoying that TNA Wrestling is finally bringing in that s*l*u*t, and I use that term as loosely as her privates (Hey, she cheated on her husband Kurt Angle and left him for Jeff Jarrett), Karen Jarrett to save a failing storyline between Kurt Angle and Jeff Jarrett. Enjoyed Kurt Angle's line at Genesis about how Jeff should ask Kurt's ex wife Karen Jarrett what kind of physical shape he is in for their match. This is what the fans have been waiting 2 years to see. After all, the biggest feud people remember from WWE is Macho Man vs. Hogan at WrestleMania V: The Mega Powers Explode, only this one is a bit more real, IT'S DAMN REAL!!
I think the idea of a NEW Nexus is a stupid one. It is just like when the New World Order split into the Wolf-pac and nWo Hollywood so they could sell 2X as many T-Shirts. It's watering down the Nexus brand with 2 Nexuses, or is it 2 Nexi (Nex-Eye)?? I think it should be called the Straight Edge Nexus... oops I mean Society.
Wade Barrett from World Wrestling Entertainment would be a good Democrat and should get an award as a racist because he hires a bunch of black guys, does not pay them, and forces them wear something with a big N on it.
I'm proud of the fact that my Twitter page has made it onto Left Wing Hate Site VileTweets.com for defending the rights of overweight Americans to not be persecuted by the government by bigots such as the First Lady Michelle Obama and Republican In Name Only, former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee, who had Chuck Norris and the Nature Boy Ric Flair campaigning for him when he ran for President in 2008. It is not the business of the government or the Straight Edge Socialists to run your life, telling you what to eat, how much to eat, or what to eat, from cradle to grave. It is the antithesis to the Founding Fathers idea that we are all endowed, some more well endowed maybe than others, LOL, with Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness.
I'm looking forward to the Packers vs Bears blood feud grudge match for the NFL Intercontinental Championship at the Royal Rumble. When the Packers get done with the Bears, the Democrat Governor of Illinois is going to be begging Obama to get the EPA to declare the Chicago Bears an Endangered Species. When the 12-time, 12-time, 12-time, 12-time, 12-time, 12-time, 12-time, 12-time, 12-time, 12-time, 12-time, 12-time World Champion Green Bay Packers are going for their 13th NFL World Heavyweight Championship on the Grandest Stage Of Them All, WrestleMania, the Chicago Bears will be sitting at home for all eternity, remembering the glory days of their 9 world titles. After all, God created the Green Bay Packers and the Republican Party in the, now AWESOME, Republican State of Wisconsin. Sorry Miz, Ohio not as Awesome. The Packers and Mr. Anderson... ANDERSON being champions at the same time will be EPIC!! The band is getting back together. The New Wisconsin Order. nWo 4 LIFE, BRUTHAZ !!!
and in closing, CHICAGO BEARS, WHAT'CHA GONNA DO WHEN PACKERMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU, BRUTHAZ!!!
Stay Sharp,
The Anonymous General Manager of Political Entertainment,
The Rated Republican Superstar
PS - BTW, the Charles Martin “Body Slam” on Jim McMahon was a Belly to Back Suplex, not a Body Slam, in response to the Chicago Bears competing against the WWE Superstars in an NFL vs WWE Battle Royal at WrestleMania 2.